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MOVIE QUOTES,FUNNY MOVIE QUOTES,LOVE QUOTESTop 10 gifs about Billy Madison quotes 18 May 2014 Top 10 gifs about Billy Madison quotes Billy Madison (1995) To inherit his father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 again. This is one of those lucky cases where the opening sequence of a movie gives you an excellent idea of what you're looking for. If you don't enjoy Billy's sun song, or the bit with the penguin, then you must turn off the movie and stop being so dumb about it. But for those of us who enjoy stupid and stupid movies, this is one of the best of there. Enjoy our best Billy Madison appointments 1. Danny McGrath: Hello? Billy Madison: Hello, is it Danny McGrath? Danny McGrath: Yes. Billy Madison: The Danny McGrath who graduated from Knibb High School in 1984? Danny McGrath: Yes, who is it? Billy Madison: This is Billy Madison. You probably don't remember me, but I went to high school with you. And I, um, gave you a bad time back then, and, uh, I did some things I thought were fun at that time, and I realized they were just bad and stupid. And I just called to apologize and hope you'll forgive me. Danny McGrath: Yes, of course. Don't worry about that, no problem. Billy Madison: Wow, that's great! Well, I'm sorry, and maybe we can meet someday and have a coffee. Yeah, sure. I'd like that. Billy Madison: [Relieved] All right, great! See you. Okay. Bye. [Danny reaches down, grabs a marker and uses it to cross Billy's name from a list on his wall entitled, "PEOPLE TO KILL." Once done, it puts a lot of bright red lipstick, sighs in relief and sits again to listen to your music] 2. Billy Madison: The shampoo is better. I'm gonna clean my hair first. The conditioner is better. I leave the silky and smooth hair. Really, fool? Seriously. [New golden swan on the edge of the bathtub] Billy Madison: Stop staring at me, swan. 3. Third grade: Look at everyone, Billy hit his pants. Billy Madison: Of course I hit my pants, all my years get my pants on. It's the coolest thing. Third grade: Really? Billy Madison: Yes. You're not well, unless you pee your pants. Third grade: Ernie hit his pants too. All right! Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is great, consider me Miles Davis. OOH. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Come on. 4. O'Doyle: Mortal Kombat in Sega Genesis is the best video game ever. Billy Madison: I don't agree. Mortal Kombat is a good game but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks! Billy Madison: Do you know anything? You stink! 5. Billy Madison: Chlorophyll? More like BOREOphyll. 6. Director: Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most crazy things I've heard. At no time in your incoherent response, you were even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for hearing it. I grant you no points, and God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would have done very well. 7. 3rd Grader: How's Billy? Billy Madison: High school is great. I mean, I'm learning a lot. And all the kids treat me very well. It's great. 3rd Grader: Gee, I can't wait until I get to the "hike" school. Billy Madison: [grabs 3rd grader's face and whispers] Don't say that. Never say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For God's sake, worship him. You have to appreciate it. 8. Director: Mr. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples. [Billy clarifies his throat several times] Billy Madison: Okay. The Industrial Revolution for me is like a story I know called "The puppy who lost his way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger. [Later] Billy Madison: The puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And no one, especially the little boy – "society" – knew where to find them. Except the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, was a revolution. [Long cause] Billy Madison: Knibb High football rules! [the crowd rashes in joys] Director: Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most crazy things I've heard. At no time in your incoherent response, you were even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for hearing it. I grant you no points, and God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would have done very well. 9. [after putting dog poop in a paper bag and turning it on fire in the porch of old man Clemens] Billy Madison: My God, old Clemens hates shit. Frank: Here he comes. Old Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, is one of those fire bags again. Barbara: Don't put it on your boots, Ted. Old Clemens, don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's out of control. [Ancient man Clemens steps in the bag, then raises his boot and smells] Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again. Billy Madison: He called the "poop" shit. [Billy, Jack and Frank laugh hysterically] Frank: This is the best night of my life. [They keep laughing] Old Clemens: I will bring you children for this. Everyone's gonna die. 10. Billy Madison: Go, go, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the boy stopped looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters or anything, sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That kid has to think you have a pet. You have a responsibility. If your dog gets lost, you don't look for an hour, then call it quit. Get your ass out and find that dog. Related posts Leave a comment Your email address will not be published. Mandatory fields marked * Let's be friends, like us on Facebook! TagsPages